i have chapped lips 90% of the time and i want to drown myself in dogs

babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

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princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via reallylameblog)

We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe, atomically.

Neil deGrasse Tyson  (via elige)

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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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