i have chapped lips 90% of the time and i want to drown myself in dogs

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

(via famousmusician)

villa-kulla:

when your friends are in a relationship and you’re third wheeling all like:

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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(via bastille)

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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